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Funny Fifty Shades Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry the casting of Fifty Shades of Grey has caused you to completely revamp your mastur...... fantasies.
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I wish our s.. life was as passionate as your reaction to the casting news about Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening.
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Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday.
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Thanks to the nurses who treated me after I awkwardly tried to reenact the s.. scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey.
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May your birthday s.. be twice as hot and half as painful as the s.. in Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.
Marilyn Monroe
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Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.
Gore Vidal
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When I was young, I was told: 'You'll see, when you're fifty.' I am fifty and I haven't seen a thing.
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Children born today have a fifty-fifty chance of living to 100.
William Greider
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From here it sounds great to say we'll all get together soon, but all I know is this: you can call me fifty days or fifty years from now and I'll be glad to see you.
Richard Hooker
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We're kidding on that. One of the things I insisted upon when we went into this project was that we are full partners, going fifty-fifty, both on the money and on the say of what's going on with the books.
Robert Asprin
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We have built a total of about 1250 of this aircraft, but only fifty were allowed to be used as fighters - as interceptors. And out of this fifty, there were never more than 25 operational. So we had only a very, very few.
Adolf Galland
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Integrity is Everything. I'll sell you mine for fifty bucks.
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There are one-hundred fifty-four games in a season and you can find one-hundred fifty-four reasons why your team should have won every one of them.
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Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages
Rose F Kennedy
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There are one-hundred fifty-four games in a season and you can find one-hundred fifty-four reasons why your team should have won every one of them.
Bill Klem
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
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There can be no fifty-fifty Americanism in this country. There is room here for only 100% Americanism, only for those who are Americans and nothing else.
Theodore Roosevelt
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At some point, I would like to write a book and other things, but I work best when there is some sort of deadline in my own mind, but not when fifty people or fifty million people are breathing down the back of my neck.
Alanis Morissette
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