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Funny Jenna Marbles Quotes & Sayings
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I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now.
Jenna Marbles
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Now I'm not going to lie, but 96% of my game is that I'm fu..ing gorgeous, and sing like an angel sliding down a rainbow.
Jenna Marbles
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Let me just remind you that your watching videos made by a girl alone in her bedroom every wednesday night. Maybe you need like a hobby...
Jenna Marbles
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99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as soon as your pe..s touches my butthole without me knowing, then Im not happy.
Jenna Marbles
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Kreyshawn taught me that only basic bi...es wear Gucci, Louis, Fendi and prada...that means I'm complex as fu..KKKKK.
Jenna Marbles
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I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else.
Jenna Marbles
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What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? Jesus.
Jenna Marbles
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Im sick and tired of guys thinking tht just because I showed up at a club or a dance or a bar, that I want to have their genitalia touching my backside.
Jenna Marbles
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Lil Wayne if you're drowning in the pu... you can just swim to the butt. Here I was drowning in the pu... not knowing I could save myself.
Jenna Marbles
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I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghost face wasted because thats how much I love you.
Jenna Marbles
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The idea is you wanna make him wanna make it rain on that ass.
Jenna Marbles
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Turtle backpack turtle spin. Turtle backpack turtle pushup.
Jenna Marbles
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To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation.
Clint Eastwood
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I just think that it's such a good show and timeless and still very funny, and that just makes me happy to have that whole first season in one concentrated space for people to enjoy so that it's not hit and miss trying to find it in syndication always.
Jenna Elfman
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In a normal job, if you gain or lose a few pounds, its no big deal. But in my business you have to tell someone so that the next time you go to a fitting, the clothes are the right size. Its really embarrassing to have to say to your manager, 'Im now a 6 pant instead of a 4.' Emails go out, and they cc the agents: Jenna would like everyone to know that shes now a 6 pant.' This is why actresses obsess about their weight. Its not a private affair.
Jenna Fischer
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There are no such things as the Elgin Marbles.
Melina Mercouri
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The more the marbles wastes, the more the statue grows.
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The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing.
Neil Kinnock
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If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being?
Joy Page
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