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Funny Math Status Quotes & Sayings
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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If you enjoy math and you write novels, it's very rare that you'll get a chance to put your math into a novel. I leapt at the chance.
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I'd never been a teacher before, and here I was starting my first day with these eager students. There was a shortage of teachers, and they had been without a math teacher for six months. They were so excited to learn math.
Andrew Shue
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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Writing isn't like math; in math, two plus two always equals four no matter what your mood is like. With writing, the way you feel changes everything.
Stephenie Meyer
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