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Funny Not A Morning Person Quotes & Sayings
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
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I am NOT a morning person. It's not that I'm particularly "grouchy" in the morning I just need a little time to wake up and start my day.
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I used to be a morning person but just now realized that I set an average of like 50 alarms every morning...thats what college does to you.
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I could be a morning person...if morning happened around Noon.
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Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.
Hussein Nishah
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Every morning, remind yourself: I am a masterpiece, I am handpicked by God, and I am a person of extreme value and significance.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I'm not a morning person or a night time person. I dont think Im even a person...
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Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.
Barbara Kingsolver
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Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
Kami Garcia
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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