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The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
Kevin Sorbo
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If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
Unknown
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Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.
Andrew Carnegie
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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
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I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.
Bob Saget
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I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy.
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Watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy then superman that hoe, now watch me.
Soulja Boy
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I'll watch any TV show where they buy, remodel, or cook a house, meal, or person.
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Thanks for serving our country so I can sit home and watch war movies.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
Emo Philips
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We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable.
Joe Viterelli
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Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half
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I'd love to watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother without you pointing out Neil Patrick Harris is gay.
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I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
Unknown
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Wanna see how it?s done? Then watch me do me. Watch me do me, watch me do me.
Rocko
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I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.
David Zucker
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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If they want to watch you and judge you give them something to watch. Let your enemies watch you chase your goals and dreams.
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