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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
Unknown
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Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.
Johnny Carson
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
Tina Yothers
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
Jorge Armenta
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There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Helen Rowland
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Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
WC Fields
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The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.
James Denton
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When she's on top, well you can't be stopped. Watch her scream, watch her suck you clean.
Motley Crue
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I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.
Fred Schneider
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I dont watch po.. with dialogue. Im far beyond that. I watch the down and dirty stuff.
Seth Rogen
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I love soccer. That's all I ever watch. I'll watch it all day if I can. But I'm too bloody old to play now.
Geezer Butler
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
Anonymous
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Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee.
Unknown
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Unknown
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Oh, a chain for my... watch... but I traded my watch to buy you that case.
Minnie Mouse
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A fancy watch, it's completely unnecessary. I just need a watch to tell the right time.
Judd Nelson
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I watch movies occasionally, and I watch documentaries. Virtually nothing else.
Don DeLillo
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When they watch a movie and they know that you're in a relationship, you just kind of watch that constantly.
Charlize Theron
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When I watch a film I get swept away. I don't really watch the camera.
William H Macy
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Now you watch reality TV, you watch them in all those pools or Jacuzzis and I say to myself was I that stupid? But that was me then.
Marcel Dionne
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