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Funny Old Age Jokesy Old Age Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
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Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is truth.
Sir Walter Scott
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There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime.
Maxwell Anderson
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I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of the years.
Ed Wynn
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It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true.
Gore Vidal
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There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility.
Maria Callas
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett
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Though the Jazz Age continued, it became less and less of an affair of youth. The sequel was like a children's party taken over by the elders.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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Ours is the age of substitutes: instead of language, we have jargon: instead of principles, slogans: and, instead of genuine ideas, bright ideas.
Eric Bentley
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Now the peak of summer's past, the sky is overcast And the love we swore would last for an age seems deceit.
C Day Lewis
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It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion.
Bertrand Russell
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Every formula of every religion has in this age of reason, to submit to the acid test of reason and universal assent.
Mohandas Gandhi
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I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - 'but you're not young, you're 40.
Sean Connery
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There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced by the age, even something ridiculous; just like everyone, without exception, has weaknesses.
Josef Skvorecky
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(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea.
Mark Twain
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It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by their rivalry for greatness, divided a whole age.
Joseph Addison
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They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.
Laurence Binyon
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It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the end of hope.
Jean Paul Richter
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We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
Frank A Clark
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Age is getting to know all the ways the world turns, so that if you cannot turn the world the way you want, you can at least, get out of the way so you won't get run over.
Miriam Makeba
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