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Yoga is not a religion. It is a science, science of well-being, science of youthfulness, science of integrating body, mind and soul.
Amit Ray
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Robert Paul
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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
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There is no significant man-made Global Warming underway and the science on which the computer projections of weather chaos are based is badly flawed.
John Coleman
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People think that computer science is the art of geniuses but the actual reality is the opposite, just many people doing things that build on eachother, like a wall of mini stones.
Donald Knuth
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If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
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Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?
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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
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I know nothing of the science of astrology and I consider it to be a science, if it is a science, of doubtful value, to be severely left alone by those who have any faith in Providence.
Mahatma Gandhi
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My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.
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Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
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Glad I could show you how to turn your computer on, Mom.
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If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Unknown
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I appreciate the sentiment that I am a popular woman in computer gaming circles; but I prefer being thought of as a computer game designer rather than a woman computer game designer. I don't put myself into gender mode when designing a game.
Roberta Williams
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Science Fiction is not just about the future of space ships travelling to other planets, it is fiction based on science and I am using science as my basis for my fiction, but it's the science of prehistory - palaeontology and archaeology - rather than astronomy or physics.
Jean M Auel
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If we suppose that many natural phenomena are in effect computations, the study of computer science can tell us about the kinds of natural phenomena that can occur.
Rudy Rucker
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COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
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