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Funny Return Home Quotes & Sayings
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Oh Sweet Land of Liberty, humbly I give to you, my son praying you'll return him safely home when his work for you is done.
Unknown
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
Roland Joffe
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If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
Unknown
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In politics I am growing indifferent - I would like it, if I could now return to my planting and books at home
Ulysses S Grant
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In politics I am growing indifferent - I would like it, if I could now return to my planting and books at home.
Ulysses S Grant
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My work in the House of Representatives, at this time in my life, is completed. It is time to return home.
J C Watts
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They sent forth men to battle, But no such men return; And home, to claim their welcome, Come ashes in an urn.
Aeschylus
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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After all, I long to be in America again, nay, if I can go home to return no more to Europe, it seems to me that I shall ever enjoy more peace of mind, and even Physical comfort than I can meet with in any portion of the world beside.
John James Audubon
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On the battlefield, the military pledges to leave no soldier behind. As a nation, let it be our pledge that when they return home, we leave no veteran behind.
Dan Lipinski
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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Saturn Return is just the return of your planets to their original position.
Billy Corgan
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Night as dark as my thoughts sets the scene for my return. Lightning nips at my heels as I race home. Wearily I stagger towards the song of her pale voice. Demons jeer my attempt to be free.
Alesana
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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I will return I will return. I'll come back for the honey and you.
Lizz Wright
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