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Funny Safe Quotes & Sayings
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I hate when I put something in a safe place so I won't lose it...But then forget where that safe place is.
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Let's thank WWII vets for defeating Hitler and making America safe for lunatics who compare our leaders to Hitler.
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It is hard to feel safe and comfortable when the only measures for what is safe and comfortable are normative ideas you don't abide by.
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Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night. I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing.
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If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie.
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In this time of war, and in memory of our fallen heroes, we must be mindful to do everything in our power to keep our troops safe as they keep us safe. We must do better to take care of their families, who sacrifice in ways too many count.
Senator John Kerry
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The pain comes from knowing that we have never been safe, and therefore will never be safe again. It comes from knowing we can never be so ignorant again. It comes from knowing we can never be children again. Losing innocence. Remembering heaven. That was the essence of hell.
John Jakes
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By faith we are taken into Christ, made at once safe from holy wrath against sin, and kept safe from all perils and penalties. He, our divine Redeemer, becomes to us the new sphere of harmony and unity with God and His law, with His life and His holiness.
A T Pierson
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The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.
Peter De Vries
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Our task is not to make societies safe for globalization, but to make the global system safe for decent societies.
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America is a country founded on guns. It's in our DNA. It's very strange but I feel better having a gun. I really do. I don't feel safe, I don't feel the house is completely safe, if I don't have one hidden somewhere. That's my thinking, right or wrong.
Brad Pitt
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When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home
Thornton Wilder
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The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.
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Be brave and take risks rather than living a safe, sheltered life. If you always play it safe, you will probably regret it later
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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What we're doing is making sure that we have a safe and secure border region from San Diego all the way to Brownsville. And that means manpower, it means technology, it means infrastructure, it means interior enforcement. All, you know, kind of layered in appropriate ways, and making sure, like I said before, the border is safe and secure.
Janet Napolitano
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When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
Thornton Wilder
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