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Funny Salt Quotes & Sayings
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Any supervisor worth his salt would rather deal with people who attempt too much than with those who try too little.
Lee Iacocca
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Now you rub some salt in, 'cause that makes it taste NICE! -Louis, the cook
The Little Mermaid
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If people say something rude or off-color, you have to take it with a grain of salt, because they don't know you.
Chris Daughtry
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At sea a fellow comes out. Salt water is like wine, in that respect.
Herman Melville
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The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.
Isak Dinesen
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I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.
George Jean Nathan
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A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend, before he knows him.
Miguel De Cervantes
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I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
Gaylord Perry
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Students, we believe in you & we are praying for you as you walk the hallways of your schools today! You are salt & light!
Unknown
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At dinner parties I sit below the salt now. There are a lot of interesting people there.
Donald T Regan
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A Good School deserves to be call'd, the very Salt of the Town, that hath it.
Cotton Mather
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I made some salt and pepper shakers a while back and waited three years for them to come.
Marc Newson
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It was necessary to organize my career to remain at the top level until Salt Lake City.
Hermann Maier
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It's cold as a tomb, and it's dark in your room. When I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds.
Brand New
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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
Ambrose Bierce
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I concentrate on what people say the couple next to me pass the salt and pour it on my wounds it looks like you have no friends can' keep up with the new trends.
Quicksand
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg? The Bible, Job 6:6
Frank A Clark
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Nows the time. Put your salt on the shelf. Go on and love yourself cause everythings gonna be alright.
India Arie
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The cholera most forcibly teaches us our mutual connection. Nothing shows more powerfully the duty of every man to look after the needs of others.
Titus Salt
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