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Funny Smart Facebook Statu Quotes & Sayings
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'
Rudy Espinoza
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
Kevin McCarty
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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