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Funny Toy Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Toy" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Going to the toy store, pressing the 'TRY ME' button on a toy and it wont stop...So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.
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To a child, often the box a toy came in is more appealing than the toy itself.
Allen Klein
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Reach for the sky!
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Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.
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I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this year.
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
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Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Don't toy with me! -Jafar
Aladdin
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There's always going to be someone with a bigger toy than yours.
Daniel Craig
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You are dismissed, boy, go find a new toy
Lafee
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If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Tom Robbins
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I'm a TOY! This is the coolest thing in the world.
Elijah Wood
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I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
Jon Stewart
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Doolittle looked just like a little toy soldier the first time I ever saw him.
Loretta Lynn
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When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me.
Emily Procter
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Shallow opinion, acid fetish toy in the shape of you.
Angelspit
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They're just not into doing sequels after Toy Story so I don't think that's a possibility. But if they did, well sure, you'd have to do it. And I'd want to do it.
Craig T Nelson
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I like to have fun with them. I like to toy with them a little bit. we're making television, after all. Right?
Phil Keoghan
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