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Funny University Student Quotes & Sayings
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I just want to go to university and have fun - I want to be an ordinary student. I'm only going to university. It's not like I'm getting married - though that's what it feels like sometimes.
Prince William
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There are some things you can't learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life. The only college where everyone is a permanent student.
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
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For the last year I've been at Stanford University as a student and I've had time to read the newspaper.
Tabitha Soren
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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My real education began when I entered the University of Chicago in September 1951 as a graduate student.
James Cronin
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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A student can win twelve letters at a university without learning how to write one.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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You can take a school like the University of Colorado, with a selective admission standard. It has a better caliber student going in, so you ought to have a better caliber coming out.
Roy Romer
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There is one thing a professor can be absolutely certain of: almost every student entering the university believes, or says he believes, that truth is relative.
Allan Bloom
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When West End Girls came out on import, I was a student at Liverpool University. I'd go to a club in Liverpool and it would come on, and I'd be really embarrassed.
Chris Lowe
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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I spent eighteen months as a graduate student in physics at Columbia University, waiting unhappily for an opportunity to work in a laboratory and wondering if I should continue in physics.
Sidney Altman
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I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for the fact that you are the University authorities . . .'
Terry Pratchett
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Ending up-front fees should make it far easier for all students to go to university as they will no longer have to pay up to /1,125 out of their loans at the start of each year. Student loans will also rise to meet average living costs.
Anne Campbell
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A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service: The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
Frederick W Smith
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Instead, California is one of only 10 states that provides in-state college and university tuition to illegal immigrants. That's grossly unfair to a legal high school student who moves out of California for a year, then returns to attend college.
Elton Gallegly
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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