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Funny Valentines Stauses Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have s... Birthday, you can do all of the above.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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There is no doubt that relationships require work. But this work means working on yourself, adjusting your attitudes, and learning to accept others. Valentines day is a great way to say not only I love you, but also I accept you and I support you.
Sumesh Nair
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Valentines Day is the day that the 'V' and 'D' come together.
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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Will you be my...will you be my Valentines girl?
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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My Valentine runs on batteries.
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I have the best Valentine in the whole world. Thank you for being there for me. Happy Valentines Day!
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I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone.
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Congratulations on being my first repeat Valentine.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
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I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week.
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My life couldn't be half as beautiful as it is, when I'm with you. Happy Valentines Day.
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Valentines Day is about loving yourself and finding that special someone to share and celebrate it with you.
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The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.
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Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.
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