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Funny Valentines Stauses Quotes & Sayings
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Let people be in love, don't down Valentines Day just because you're not with someone.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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This Valentines day, sweep your wife off her feet with our amazing collection of gift ideas. Happy Valentines day to you and your wife!
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Hey hope you have a special Valentines Day! You really are beautiful and sweet, I hope we always remain friends.
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I always looked for someone I could live with, but ended up finding someone I can't live without. Happy Valentines Day. I Love You.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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Why does it matter if its valentines tomorrow ? You should always show the one you love that you love them there's no need for a day for it.
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People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.
Lil Wayne
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A real man can make everyday Valentines day for his girl.
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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