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Futurama Zapp Quotes & Sayings
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She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!
Zapp Brannigan
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I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me, ask my Uncle. -Professor
Futurama
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Your key card may not open the Exercise Room, because someone smeared mystery on the lock. -Narrator
Futurama
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Give generously knowing some poor helpless mutant will thank you. Not in person. Thank god. -Narrator
Futurama
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Things don't exist simply because you believe in them, thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky! -Dr. Banjo
Futurama
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If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Zapp Brannigan
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Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost.....Or something.
Zapp Brannigan
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On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat
Futurama
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Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor
Futurama
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One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry
Futurama
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That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality.
Zapp Brannigan
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I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.
Zapp Brannigan
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It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed.
Zapp Brannigan
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A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we dont stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!
Zapp Brannigan
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I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.
Zapp Brannigan
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Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966. -Amy
Futurama
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This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise. -Bender
Futurama
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Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
Zapp Brannigan
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You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
Zapp Brannigan
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I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish. -Bender
Futurama
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