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George Carlin Weather And Icbms Quotes & Sayings
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.
Stephen Colbert
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Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, openly different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
George Carlin
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
George Carlin
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
George Carlin
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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons
George Carlin
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
George Carlin
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
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When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
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