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Golf is a better game played downhill.
Jack Nicklaus
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Golf will grow so long as it's fun.
Tom Watson
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I thought for like five years that when you have s.., you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your d..k. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...
Louis CK
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Sam Snead
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers
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Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Woodrow T Wilson
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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
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Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other
Florence King
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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result
Tommy Armour
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Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.
Bobby Jones
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers
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If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
Gary Player
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We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.
Nursultan Nazarbayev
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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Gary Player
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Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Dwight David Eisenhower
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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
P G Wodehouse
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All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
Eric Linklater
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Golf is played with the arms.
Sam Snead
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