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Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Happy Valentines Day Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Valentines Day isn't a real holiday it's just for commercial purposes...coming from me who is single.
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Valentines Day is cute and all, but that one person making you feel special daily is priceless.
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You are special to me like no other. I don't want to imagine a day without you in my life. Happy Valentines Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do.
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Happy Valentine's Day to the person I've slept with most recently.
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life.
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After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking up once it gets warm.
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I saved a bunch of money on Valentines Day by switching to...single.
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On this Valentine's Day, I will carve your name into my heart forever so that no amount of tears can ever wipe it away. Happy Valentines Day!
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone who was way ahead of Monopoly in replacing things in their life with cats.
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship.
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On this Valentine's Day, I don't want a gift from you but a special kiss which will seal our future of being together. Happy Valentines Day baby!
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Every morning, your smile is the first thing that crosses my mind. You are the one who is always present in my heart. I cannot imagine a day without you. Happy Valentines Day.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Lewis Black
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The amount of sweetness you fill my life with, cannot be measured. I don't want to live another day without having you living away from my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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You fill my heart with beauty. You lighten up my darkest day. You make me happier than I could ever be. I love each and every day just because your a part of it. I love you. Happy Valentines day.
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Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since today the world is celebrating anyway, I'm here to wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
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I plan to stare in your eyes for the whole day today. That's my plan for Valentine's Day. How does that sound to you? Happy Valentines Day sweetheart.
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