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Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!
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Happy Valentines Day. If you don't have that special someone and even if you do, go and spoil your momma!
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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate pe..s wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there. If you have something good, keep it and cherish it.
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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This Valentines day, sweep your wife off her feet with our amazing collection of gift ideas. Happy Valentines day to you and your wife!
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14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone.
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I always looked for someone I could live with, but ended up finding someone I can't live without. Happy Valentines Day. I Love You.
Kalin Leonard
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Valentines day is almost here, this day is about caring and sharing, mostly for those who love one another, Valentines day is a dream for all of us.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.
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Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get down and intimate! Happy Valentines Day.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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They say God sends us into this world in pairs. I'm so happy to have finally found my match. Happy Valentines Day.
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The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet...
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Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.
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Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
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