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If I Had A Youd Be The First To Blow Me Quotes & Sayings
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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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You surprised me when I opened my gift. I couldnt believe what youd given me. You knocked my socks off.
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Youd think Id be used to telling you goodbye by now. -Jacob Black
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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There are days where I feel better off without you and I'm glad you dont talk to me anymore but then sometimes I really wish youd just text me.
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Next time someone says designers are unhappy people, explain that youd be happier if the world didnt need so much improving.
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Youd think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails. - Alice Cullen
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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Youd be correct to assume that my profile picture is from my childhood because thats the last time I was cute.
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I had the feeling that those looks you gave me were real. What if I ripped your heart apart at the seams? Maybe then youd know how I feel.
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Eyes are the window to the soul, too many people lookin, so I blow a dutch and leave em half closed, movin' fast on the path, ask me how I know, cuz I can't seem to count the white lines on the road, look in the clouds for the reason why, either I'm gonna blow, or just die with the heathens high, got me lookin' at the game with an evil eye.
Styles P
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Now the blow's been softened. Since the air we breathe's our coffin. Since the ocean is our coffin. Often times you know our laughter is our coffin ever after and you know the blow's been softened. Since the world is our coffin. Since we are our own damn coffins.
Isaac Brock
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Honestly I wish you never let go of me when you held me in your arms. It gave me that feeling that maybe youd be the one to stick around just a little bit longer.
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For a murderous blow let murderous blow atone.
Aeschylus
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If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youd be like, Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard! "It fires in a way thats maybe not from, uh this terrestrial realm.
Charlie Sheen
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If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint.
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When Run DMC and all that starting poppin off, thats when we really took Hip-Hop to another level, as far as in our neighborhood. Youd have brothers out there basically just portraying themselves like the MCs that was out around that time.
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You said at the interview youd had a crush on me forever. When did forever start? -Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games
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When a girl says dont worry about it, youd better worry about it.
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It was like one day I just snapped. Youd done it a hundred times before but I wouldnt let you this time. No, not this time. You cant break me.
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Thank God people dont age as fast as other creatures, because otherwise youd be gone by now. Im just kidding. Happy Birthday!
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Why talk when you can mock? Why hide your Face like I got Mace? Is it all an act or just a Fact. Maybe if you didnt drool, youd be cool. Ran out of room boom.
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