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Im Not The One Your Mom Warn You Quotes & Sayings
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I got a note from my mom, and she said, 'You finally arrived. You've been nominated in the same category with Christopher Plummer'...So, I got my mom's approval, which is enough, you know what I mean? I don't need a statue.
Woody Harrelson
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I take this chance to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life.Thank you mom and I love.
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Step Mom, you entered our family at my father's side with wisdom and patience. Though of your flesh I was not conceived, you cared and filled an empty need.
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A man who says that no patriot should attack the war until it is over... is saying no good son should warn his mother of a cliff until she has fallen.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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Mom is such a special word, the loviest I've ever heard. A toast to you above all the rest, Mom you're so special you are simply the best. Happy Mother's Day!
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You know you're a Military Mom, when the National Anthem and other patriotic songs bring tears to your eyes and puts a lump in your throat.
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Levi was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!
Matthew McConaughey
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My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
Pauly Shore
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When a pile of cups is tottering on the edge of the table and you warn that they will crash to the ground, in South Africa you are blamed when that happens.
Desmond Tutu
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Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski
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I think being mom is a lifetime contract...24/7.
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I miss my mom. If nobody else has my back I know my mom does.
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I love my mom for being the best mom in the world!
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I do get quite a bit of fan mail and most of it is just nice normal stuff. But I have had underwear sent to me and one pair had my face on, which was rather weird. My mom sorts through some of it for me and its the best job for a mom to do, they love it!
Channing Tatum
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I want to warn anyone who sees the Peace Corps as an alternative to the draft that life may well be easier at Fort Dix or at apost in Germany than it will be with us.
Sargent Shriver
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A perfect woman, nobly planned, To warn, to comfort, and command; And yet a Spirit still, and bright With something of angelic light.
William Wordsworth
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It is worth while too to warn the teacher that undue severity in correcting faults is liable at times to discourage a boy's mind from effort.
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I remember when I was younger, driving around New York with my mom and going to auditions. Id be like, Mom drive us by the hookies! Hookers. I called them hookies. There was one street in the Meatpacking District where they all lined up. So I was definitely a part of the dangerous New York when I was younger. But now I feel like New York is so safe. I can walk down the street by myself. When I was younger, my mom was like, Hold my hand! It was always a little sketchy. But now Times Square is like Disneyland.
Kirsten Dunst
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My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.
Daphne Zuniga
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