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Im Short And Fat And Proud Of Thatt Quotes & Sayings
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In Hollywood if you're good looking, tall, have OK teeth and nice skin, the odds of being successful are great. If you're short and fat, it's a different story. But as long as you look like a leading man type, half your job is done already.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I don't care if you're tall short slim fat black or white. If you respect me, I'll respect you too.
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No. I am not a royalist. Not at all. I am definitely a republican in the British sense of the word. I just don't see the use of the monarchy though I'm fierce patriot. I'm proud proud proud of being English, but I think the monarchy symbolizes a lot of what was wrong with the country.
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a bi.... If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a fu..kk . Re-post this if you're proud of who you are!
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women.
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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Being overweight myself, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's other fat people who let their bellies hang out...
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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