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Im So Horny Quotes & Sayings
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have sex as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Mine is the horny hand of toil.
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
And blessed are the horny hands of toil
James Russell Lowell
No sleep, just work, got a couple horny girls in a see-through shirt.
I'm a use my three wishes, I'm very superstitious. No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bitches.
When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by a bunch of men having a good time.
If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
On the low, I'mma talk that jazz. Jungle fever for the night. Horny or white, that's Anglo-Sax.
Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!
This girl tell me, say she horny. She want to give it to me out the door. This girl fuck me like she know me. She backed it up then she tipped on her toes.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
I'm hoppin out Ferraris, my house is three stories. I'm still independent cause Jive couldn't afford me. The meetings were boring, for real I was snoring. The VP was fine, yeah she made me kinda horny.
A sorry free loading guy that gets jealous when he sees his baby mama with other guys, only comes around when he is horny and so he wont get put on child support.
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