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Jack Daniels Nick Swardson Quotes & Sayings
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Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
Nick Swardson
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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
Nick Swardson
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You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good, oh my gosh. You look at yourself? I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday, that's coming up.
Nick Swardson
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Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pu... smelled like the Great Depression.
Nick Swardson
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That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb.
Nick Swardson
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Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.
Nick Swardson
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My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
Nick Swardson
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Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
Nick Swardson
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So there we were shooting Jack Daniels into our veins, like what the fu.. we can just drink it.
Tommy Lee
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, I mean...
Nick Swardson
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be good for my morning breath
Kesha
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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.
Sammy Hagar
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I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And I stole his cheese nips.
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God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.
Nick Swardson
11 Likes
Back in the Eighties, record-industry producers tried to impress us by showing us their collection of gold and platinum records. We were like, Do you have anymore Jack Daniels?
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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!
Nick Swardson
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Frank Sinatra
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Frank Sinatra
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