TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Jokes That Parents Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Jokes That Parents" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Kids
Teenage
Jokes
Parents
Mean
Rudeness
Insults
Funny
Humor
Ugly
Lies
Parents
Jokes
Money
Aggressive
Funny
Parenting
Punishment
Marketing
Show more
Sarcastic
Affection
Sarcastic
Short
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Idgaf
Get Over It
Clever Facebook Status
Seriousness
Life
Timidity
Fear
Family
Advice
Parenting
Cherish
Appreciation
Sacrifice
Problems
Sister
Love
Promise
Clever Facebook Status
Being Fat
Fat Jokes
Race
Humor
QUOTES
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Unknown
371 Likes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
Parents give every moment of their happiness for your comfort and joy. Parents are the to guide you, and show ways to make you stand in the storm of time. They hide you in pains and suffering, and ready to take on any event to protect you. Treat your parents with loving care. For you will only know their value, when you see their empty chair.
Dr Anil Kr Sinha
29 Likes
Parents quotes
Family quotes
Advice quotes
Parenting quotes
Cherish quotes
Sometimes we don't appreciate the heavy sacrifices our parents are making for us until we become parents.
Terry Mark
5 Likes
Parents quotes
Appreciation quotes
Sacrifice quotes
I try to keep a balance. I actually believe that children want normal parents, they don't want celebrities or important parents or anything different from all the other parents.
Linda Hamilton
3 Likes
My parents were involved in everything I did. They were showbiz people themselves. My dad was an actor. They were parents; they did what parents are supposed to do.
Tina Yothers
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Say you hate your parents? Orphans cry their hearts out to have such loving and caring parents. Love your parents!
Unknown
44 Likes
It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
18 Likes
Jokes quotes
I think all kids think their parents are strict. My parents aren't superstrict, but they seem to be stricter than most. But even though it's like, 'Oh, gosh, I've gotta be in at this time,' they know what they're doing. I have great parents.
Cody Linley
13 Likes
New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
306 Likes
Jokes quotes
If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.
Henry Rollins
76 Likes
Parents quotes
Sponsored Links
In your standard-issue family - of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based - there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.
Unknown
11 Likes
Parents quotes
I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
Unknown
244 Likes
Funny quotes
Kids quotes
Teenage quotes
Problems quotes
We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become parents.
Henry Ward Beecher
26 Likes
Parents quotes
The longer we live, and the more we think, the higher value we learn to put on the friendship and tenderness of parents and friends. Parents we can have but once; and he promises himself too much, who enters life with the expectation of finding many.
Samuel Johnson
17 Likes
Parents quotes
They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
35 Likes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
169 Likes
Jokes quotes
Sisters are special. Sisters are friends. They laugh at jokes that no one else really understands. Sisters share memories of smiles and tears. They share the same parents, pets, and silliness. They share the holidays.
Unknown
135 Likes
Sister quotes
Love quotes
I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have children. I just assume it will happen and that it's the right way to do things. It's a deeply Indian custom, that you kind of inherit your parents and your spouse's parents and you take care of them eventually.
Mindy Kaling
4 Likes
If we measure our success as parents solely by what our children become, there is no inviolable guarantee in Scripture that we will experience absolute success on those terms...The true measure of success for Christian parents is the parents' own character. To the degree that we have followed God's design for parenting, we have succeeded as parents before God.
John Macarthur
5 Likes
Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
Unknown
52 Likes
Jokes quotes
Promise quotes
Lies quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 24
Adversity
Being Disappointed
Childhood
Confused Love
Empathy
Facebook Status
First Love
Heroism
Jealousy
Kissing
Life
Love
Morality
Needs
Positive
Pride
Strength
Trust No One
Understanding
Virtue
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™