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Laughs The Joke Who Slowest Is He Last To Get Quotes & Sayings
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
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You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
Hank Aaron
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If you'd have s.. with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
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Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
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Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
Rita Dove
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
Lil Wayne
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I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
Simon Pegg
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My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways.... Welcome to the show....
Storm Shadowheart
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Dear best friend, I thought you should know that I miss you and all the laughs we used to have. I wish our friendship wasn't fading.
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It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I'm happy. I'm satisfied. I'm content.
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I don't miss you. I miss the laughs. The smiles. The good times. The way things were. Now, I don't know who you are.
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Behind my smile is a broken heart, behind my laughs I'm falling apart, look at me closely and you will see, this girl I am isn't really me.
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I must learn to love the fool in me the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries
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When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's silent. But most of the time the audience wants you to succeed. Unless you do a show for a bunch of drunk people who want to make fun of you-then you kind of have to throw your set out the window and just deal with what's in front of you.
Aubrey Plaza
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
T S Eliot
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