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Milk Cowe Quotes & Sayings
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The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.
John Mortimer
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Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
Shmuel Y Agnon
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If you drink milk on a hot day you die! -Carlos
Big Time Rush
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I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the correct cereal-milk ratio.
Unknown
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That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk realizes he has to explain how he found it.
Unknown
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The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.
David Dean Rusk
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It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.
Henry Ward Beecher
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Bill Watterson
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We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks.
Dean Rusk
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Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time.
Kate Smith
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North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Bobby Heenan
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller
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The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
Dustin Hoffman
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Certain drama is acceptable for certain age groups. If you're an adult, act as such and stop crying over spilled milk.
Unknown
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I always prided myself on the fact that I could live out of milk crates forever. It was kind of my way of detaching from materialism.
Kerry Washington
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It's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you're a Dairy Farmer, and you're forced to watch helplessly as your livelihood trickles away.
Unknown
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The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
Unknown
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At home in Paris I take a milk bath two times a week, but here on the road it is more difficult. I miss them.
Anna Held
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My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have s.. - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho
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The fact is that more people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, THAT my friends, is true perversion.
Harvey Milk
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