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Monday Night Footbal Quotes & Sayings
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I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.
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Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday Night Football. I never understood why they got rid of him.
John Turturro
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning.
Patty Duke
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I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.
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Come around we on a sunday. Nah stop linga all night till it dun deh. Bring di fun we tek it 'round a Uptown Monday. See di gal dem a bruk out and wind and go dung deh.
Elephant Man
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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