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Morning Stretch Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Three reasons you should stand up: to stretch, you need to go somewhere, or you are the real slim shady.
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I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more time to sleep.
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Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing up to stretch.
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From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.
Jarod Kintz
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One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.
Padma Lakshmi
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I'd say I'm not a morning person but I'm really not sure I'm an evening person either.
Tony Tran
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I love to read. I love to stretch. In the morning, I get up, and if I'm not in a hurry, I will lie on the floor on a rug, look through some books and magazines, and maybe listen to music and try to do stretching exercises to tune up.
Jackson Browne
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
Jarod Kintz
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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our blessing starts when we wake up in the morning.... with the sun shining bright telling you welcome to a new morning and a new day.
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Morning by itself signifies a new beginning. So this morning start by forgiving yourself for all the mistakes you made yesterday and look forward to a promising day that lies ahead of you. Have a good morning!
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A morning thought, a morning prayer, a morning wish for a good person who makes a good morning for other peoples' lives. May God bless you always.
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An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice between people. An effective leader must also be approachable and open.
Christopher Chan
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...
Punit Ghadge
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Thank you Lord for waking me up this morning with a new mind and attitude. Thank you for forgiving me of all my sins. Continue to have your way and being God in every situation I go through. Bless this day and bless all of my family and friends! Keep them in your arms at all times! In Jesus name I pray, amen.
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