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My Mama Made Me Quotes & Sayings
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Oh, Mama said, Girl, you better learn how to pray. Oh, you got a soul, a soul to save.
Ruthie Foster
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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This is actually my first song. But, I say no, [Im not gonna do another song] but you never know how life will go its like a box of chocolate, you never know what youll get.
Mama Jones
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Okay... so that's three orders of "hell naw", two orders of "ask ya mama", and one order of "negro please
Cedric The Entertainer
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'
Unknown
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Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
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I never knew a girl could shine like the sun. You betta thank ya mama, cause girl you the one.
WillIAm
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The Rock is gonna go through HHH like ex-lax goes through his fat-ass mama!
The Rock
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Mama lookin' good from her head to her feet. She 44, but she still lookin' sweet.
WillIAm
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If the girl real fine, 9 times outta 10 she fine just like her mama.
WillIAm
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Mama said son you gotta be a man. You gotta be the leader of a reggae band.
Peter Tosh
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Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Unknown
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Always going to love my family but at times the same family makes me want to kill them, I am talking 187!
Mama Jones
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Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.
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