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All fathers care for their sons. -Splinter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN! -Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up the driveway.
Unknown
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Never lower your eyes to an enemy. -Tatsu
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both. -Splinter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Hey, Dudes! Cowabunga says it all. -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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God, I LOVE BEING A TURTLE! -Michaelangelo
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Hey didn't we see these guys on WrestleMania? -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, 'People will LOVE the ninja version of that.'
Jonah Hill
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Enough! Stop this bickering! You only do your enemy's work for him. You are ninja, all of you. And, all are welcome here. Do not embarrass your sensei.
Master Splinter
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You know, if I had a face like yours, I'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality! -Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Boy, whatever happened to 'service with a smile?' -Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting. Isn't it? -Donatello
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21. -Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy. -Michaelangelo
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Dont blame me if you get injuries after you mess with my hair or reading the texts on my phone, Im a ninja.
Unknown
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Realizing that you overslept & popping out of bed like a ninja.
Unknown
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Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one! -Raphael
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