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Showing search results for "Ninja Joke" sorted by relevance. 461 matching entries found.
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Sipping my beer glass before it bubbles over is about as ninja as my reflexes get these days. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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That was close. Whoa, time to switch to decaf, April. -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Shinobi how I kick it, American ninja major motion picture, flippin' my remote same way I do them ho...
Currensy
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A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me...you didn't pay money for this. -Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Shinobi how I kick it, American ninja major motion picture, flippin' my remote same way I do them ho...
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight donut. -Leonardo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town! -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?'
Dane Cook
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Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
Unknown
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A wise man once said, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.' -Michelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
Unknown
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You fight well...in the old style. But you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face: the Shredder. -The Shredder
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Cody-san, thank you for your hospitality. Though this may be goodbye, we have forged a bound that will stand the tests of time. Past, present, and future. Remember your teachings, little ninja.
Master Splinter
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I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.
Shaquille O'Neal
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My sons! *sigh* My sons, If you are to become true ninja you must work harder. Your path in life will not be an easy one. The outside world will not be a friendly place for you.
Master Splinter
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I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you.
Master Splinter
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This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh? -Casey Jones
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I used to be obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was younger. So obsessed that every time I'd walk over a drain, I'd bend over and say, 'Hi, turtles!'
Josh Hutcherson
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You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These...turtles. -The Shredder
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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