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Old Age Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Phyllis Diller
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Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face.
Michel De Montaigne
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Always, however brutal an age may actually have been, its style transmits its music only.
Andre Malraux
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Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?
Walt Whitman
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How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
CS Lewis
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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis
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Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.
Robert Martin
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At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.
Benjamin Franklin
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Joe Gores
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Golda Meir
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The Olympic Spirit is neither the property of one race nor of one age.
Pierre De Coubertin
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How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand.
Ovid
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Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.
Leon Trotsky
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It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.
Edward G Bulwer-Lytton
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This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure for boredom.
Stendhal
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
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What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Voltaire
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When I was your age, television was called books.
Princess Bride
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One of the weaknesses of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our needs from our greeds.
Unknown
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Neanderthal age of biology and the convenience of man.
Rachel Carson
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