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Old Age Funny One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.
French Proverb
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I'm very mature for my age, but I'm also innocent in a lot of ways.
Kirsten Dunst
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The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
Aristotle
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Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?
Walt Whitman
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Live your life and forget your age.
Norman Vincent Peale
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Always, however brutal an age may actually have been, its style transmits its music only.
Andre Malraux
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It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.
Edward G Bulwer-Lytton
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Joe Gores
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When I was your age, television was called books.
Princess Bride
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Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.
Leon Trotsky
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This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one.
Arthur C Clarke
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This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.
George F Will
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Neanderthal age of biology and the convenience of man.
Rachel Carson
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This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure for boredom.
Stendhal
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Middle Age - When you want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go.
Unknown
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx
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Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Kathy Lette
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
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Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.
George Sand
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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
Unknown
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