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Police Officer Funny Birthday Wi Quotes & Sayings
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
Unknown
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.
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Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
Thurgood Marshall
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Asking questions is an essential part of police investigation. In the ordinary sense a police officer is free to ask a person for identification without implicating the Fourth Amendment.
Anthony Kennedy
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Unknown
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
Unknown
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So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now.
Lucy Parsons
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So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now.
Lucy Parsons
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Do you ever pass a police officer, even though you didnt do anything, but still look like you just murdered 10 people? Or is it just me?
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Police officer: Were you texting and driving? Person: Of course not. I was tweeting.
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Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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Let me be clear - no one is above the law. Not a politician, not a priest, not a criminal, not a police officer. We are all accountable for our actions.
Antonio Villaraigosa
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There is no reason for anyone in this country, anyone except a police officer or a military person, to buy, to own, to have, to use a handgun... and the only way to do that is to change the Constitution.
Michael Gartner
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