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Pregnancy Test Quotes & Sayings
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can't afford being positive.
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
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Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'
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When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.
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I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles...they don't have one that says 'oops.'
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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
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Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.
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There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.
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Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
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Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.
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Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes. And those having it in one test never know for sure if they will have it when the next test comes.
Carl Sandburg
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