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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.
Ronnie Shakes
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I get crazy pu..., psychiatrist. All about my paper like journalists. Killer flow, I earned this shit. We ball for real like tournaments.
Tyga
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
Ronnie Shakes
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You take the cards you're dealt. I'm now ferociously healthy in body and mind. You couldn't pay me to go near a psychiatrist again. Stopping seeing them was my first step to getting well.
Margot Kidder
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I read a book recently by a psychiatrist who was able to interview a few serial killers and she had a thesis on how you could figure these people out. And she thinks that there are things that could tell you whether someone has the potential to do that.
Tom Araya
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
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And hey-the psychiatrist in the show is Italian also. So people are going to focus on what they want to focus on. There's not much you can do about that.
Edie Falco
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It is doubtless true that religion has been the world's psychiatrist throughout the centuries.
Karl Menninger
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.
Arnold H Glasgow
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bern Williams
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Woody Allen
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Woody Allen
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My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homos..ual. There was nothing latent about it.
Amanda Bearse
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!
Rodney Dangerfield
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I did LSD in the hospital, never on my own. I did it in a controlled environment to try to find things out about myself. A psychiatrist told me I should take some LSD trips.
Andy Williams
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If I'm a cruel satirist at least I'm not a hyprocrite: I never judge what other people do. Neither a politician nor a priest, I never censor what others do. Neither a philospher nor a psychiatrist, I never bother trying to analyze or resolve my fears and neuroses.
Federico Fellini
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I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat.
Antonin Artaud
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