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Sarcastic Christmas Eve Quotes & Sayings
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To have a merry Christmas go to each of your loved ones and tell them how much you love them and how happy you are to have them with you now. Merry Christmas Eve for all.
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very Happy & Joyous Christmas.
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There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Let us make this a merry Christmas Eve for all by sharing with those in need. That will make God glad.
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I thank God for Christmas. Would that it lasted all year. For on Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day, all the world is a better place, and men and women are more loveable. Love itself seeps into every heart, and miracles happen.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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That feeling you get on Christmas Eve.
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I wish every night could be like Christmas Eve.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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