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Selfish Friends Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
Samuel Butler
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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Friends behave in the same way as a tree does. The root, of a tree are your real friends. The fake ones will gradually fall off like leafs.
Shane Atkinson
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Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Quarrel? Nonsense; we have not quarreled. If one is not to get into a rage sometimes, what is the good of being friends?
George Eliot
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Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.
Victor Hugo
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Friends with the Benefit to be in a Drama Free Relationship.
Candy War
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Standing up for a friend means that if someone was talking about you or your friends you will do something about it.
Unknown
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Stayin friends with my friends has been the impossible task, If I had a dollar for every friend that I thought that would last.
Chamillionaire
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Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.
Richard Bach
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.
Bob Saget
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