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Short Funny Shrimp Quotes & Sayings
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I shall be but a shrimp of an author.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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I suppose they like the way me and Banner pi.p. You can catch us at Pappa Deauxs eating steak and shrimp.
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I'm a total shrimp, which makes me look younger. I'll be able to stay in that area longer, which is good, because there's more competition in your 20s.
Ellen Page
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Shrimp Steak Liqour & Pasta...Real Shit Boy Dese ni...s Impostas.
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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
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I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!
Solomon Burke
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.
Brooke Burke
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I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.
Brooke Burke
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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