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Short Funny Shrimp Quotes & Sayings
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Riding in a private jet is very glamorous and I remember the first time we did it. We were so excited because they said whatever we wanted to eat we could order, so we went crazy and ordered lobster, shrimp, crab, rice, steak, it was a huge feast.
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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This county really needs them. We invite the Latinos to come here to process shrimp, to do the housekeeping jobs, to do the landscaping jobs.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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