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Sickness Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Joseph Stalin
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To have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part
Book Of Common Prayer
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I have always had school sickness, as others have seasickness. I cried when it was time to go back to school long after I was old enough to be ashamed of such behavior.
Jacques Derrida
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Love is a sickness full of woes, All remedies refusing; A plant that with most cutting grows, Most barren with best using
Samuel Daniel
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Excess of meats bringeth sickness
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Philosophy is properly home-sickness; the wish to be everywhere at home.
Novalis
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The first stage had been all over before the doctors even knew they were dealing with a new sickness; it was the direct reaction to the bombardment of the body, at the moment when the bomb went off, by neutrons, beta particles, and gamma rays.
John Hersey
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The local wellness shots in Malibu are like meeting for tequila shots with friends. The best sickness remedy! Yuck! But they work.
Brooke Burke
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Cases of sickness made up a very small percentage which in my opinion was normal. However, propaganda pamphlets dropped from aircraft were telling the workers to feign illness, and detailed instructions were given to them on how to do it.
Albert Speer
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It is not good for all our wishes to be filled; through sickness we recognize the value of health; through evil, the value of good; through hunger, the value of food; through exertion, the value of rest.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread.
Vance Havner
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We are not victims of aging, sickness and death. These are part of scenery, not the seer, who is immune to any form of change. This seer is the spirit, the expression of eternal being.
Deepak Chopra
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For a sickness, love is the healthiest
Euripides
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I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to acheive that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Ellen DeGeneres
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The sickness kind of knocked me down and weakened me, but I still decided to spend a night in the woods, eating insects in February in Canada. As unpleasant as that transition was, it helped me make the shift as quickly as possible.
Adrien Brody
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Prayer is the most powerful against trials, the most effective medicine against sickness and the most valuable gift to someone we care for!
Nishan Panwar
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Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world; a prescription often given, too rarely taken.
Dr Karl Menninger
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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