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Snooki Jokesed Up Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Snooki Jokesed Up" sorted by relevance. 66 matching entries found.
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We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. Its annoying. -Snooki
Jersey Shore
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
Unknown
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Old people they lose their s.. life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.
Snooki
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I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having s.. with herself. I dont know. -Pauly D
Jersey Shore
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
Snooki
134 Likes
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Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong.
Unknown
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I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre gonna hand me a bottle of friggin' SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.
Snooki
31 Likes
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama.
Jersey Shore
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I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo
Snooki
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Uh, my a.. is, like, protruding...Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.
Snooki
8 Likes
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I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki
Jersey Shore
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Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if she dont.
The Situation
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Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.
Margaret Cho
9 Likes
When I found out that Snooki got a book deal I was more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market.
Unknown
137 Likes
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I think no one knows how we really are. Obviously you see us on the show we party, we do this, and we do that. But outside of the show, were very quiet. Ill go to frickin Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that. We have different sides to us and people dont see that.
Snooki
5 Likes
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I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome! Im scared because if I go under anesthesia, Im scared Im going to be awake the whole time.
Snooki
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
Unknown
328 Likes
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I am tanned; I like being tanned, bi...!
Snooki
26 Likes
I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.
Snooki
41 Likes
My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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