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Taxi And Cops Quotes & Sayings
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I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen.
Douglas Wood
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If, in New York, you arrive late for an appointment, say, "I took a taxi
Andre Maurois
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Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries.
Klaus Kinski
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I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.
David Walliams
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Fran Lebowitz
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Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
Unknown
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
Unknown
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After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
P J O'Rourke
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Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.
Morgan Freeman
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Cops actually may be the most inconsiderate people on earth.
Unknown
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& I will never stop, like I'm runnin' from the cops
Lil Wayne
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Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
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There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers.
Joe Mantegna
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you know the cops don't like us because they wanna rock just like us
Lil Wayne
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It's the blind leading the blond, it's the cops collecting for cons.
U2
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They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me.
Lawrence Taylor
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New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you.
Dave Barry
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Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
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Old friends you grew up with really can't trust em' and the cops is watching you so you really can't bust em'
Lil B
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