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The Best Fat People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enough. You're not blond enough. You're not dark enough. You're not young enough. You're not old enough.
Nia Vardalos
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Because muscle is heavier than fat, dancers weigh more than you might think, but they are usually very lean.
Deborah Bull
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Elbert Hubbard
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Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.
Noel Redding
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Since fat crayons, I write and display chaos. My plan is damage.
Rakim
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The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part.
Margaret Halsey
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If it means we're supposed to get matey with the Slytherins, fat chance.
Harry Potter
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When you calls someone fat, it really hurts. It might just be a joke to you, but think about how they feel. Words can hurt.
Unknown
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Who fly more than me?, my level is pilot. My pockets stay fat, I'm never on diet.
Fabolous
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
Unknown
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes.
Unknown
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
Unknown
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
Unknown
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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