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Two And A Half Man Quotes & Sayings
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What has been the effect of religious coercion? To make half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites.
Thomas Jefferson
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I had some fears as a kid, but I was also relatively fearless. Maybe that's a result of living half the time in reality and the other half in fantasy.
Suzanne Vega
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Modernity signifies the transitory, the fugitive, the contingent, the half of art of which the other half is the eternal and the immutable.
Charles Baudelaire
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It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home.
Carl T Rowan
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I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
Lenny Kravitz
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I like me Italian girls; half Halle Berry, half Penelope Cruz sort of thing!
Tom Felton
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Infatuated, half through conceit, half through love of my art, I achieve the impossible working as no one else ever works.
Alexandre Dumas
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O loss of sight, of thee I most complain! Blind among enemies, O worse than chains, dungeon or beggary, or decrepit age! Light, the prime work of God, to me is extinct, and all her various objects of delight annulled, which might in part my grief have eased. Inferior to the vilest now become of man or worm; the vilest here excel me, they creep, yet see; I, dark in light, exposed to daily fraud, contempt, abuse and wrong, within doors, or without, still as a fool, in power of others, never in my own; scarce half I seem to live, dead more than half.
John Milton
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There is great beauty in going through life without anxiety or fear. Half our fears are baseless, and the other half discreditable.
Christian Nestell Bovee
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I really feel like the gift is also the curse. It's always half-and-half. Whatever brings you the most joy will also probably bring you the most pain. Always a price to pay.
Alice Hoffman
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
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The violinist is that peculiarly human phenomenon distilled to a rare potency - half tiger, half poet.
Yehudi Menuhin
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Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
Bum Phillips
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Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?
Jean Giraudoux
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For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
Richard J Needham
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We're half the people; we should be half the Congress.
Jeanette Rankin
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Half the world does not know how the other half lives.
Francois Rabelais
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But it is my happiness to be half Welsh, and that the better half.
Richard Cobden
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
Neil Gaiman
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When a middle-aged man says in a moment of weariness that he is half dead, he is telling the literal truth.
Elmer Davis
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