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The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church
Ferdinand Magellan
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I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church
Madea
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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The Church knew what the psalmist knew: Music praises God. Music is well or better able to praise him than the building of the church and all its decoration; it is the Church's greatest ornament.
Igor Stravinsky
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I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so
Saint Augustine
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We follow the rules laid out in the Bible for running our church.
William Brewster
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I believe with all my heart that the Church of Jesus Christ should be a Church of blurred edges.
George Carey
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People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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The Church recruited people who had been starched and ironed before they were washed.
John Wesley
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Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches.
Thomas Aquinas
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The church is near but the road is icy, the bar is far away but I will walk carefully
Russian Proverb
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Church is great, but I found my church here. Hugh Hefner has been nothing but a gentleman.
Jessica Hahn
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I walked away from going to church when I was 8. I didn't set foot in another church until I was 28.
Billy Corgan
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When I was growing up, I'd be in the choir. My mum was the organist in the church, so I'd sing in the church.
Enya
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The perfect church service,would be one we were almost unaware of. Our attention would have been on God.
CS Lewis
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Essentially, a church is a community that keeps alive the dangerous memories of its classics.
David Tracy
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The church lives on the fact that modern research about Jesus is not known amongst the public
Hans Konzelmann
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I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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My grandparents knew it was important that I understood Christianity and the Bible. But they never took me to church; they sent me to church.
Lee Greenwood
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As the Church is the aggregate of believers, there is an intimate analogy between the experience of the individual believer, and of the Church as a whole.
Charles Hodge
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