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Wife Of My Child Happy Mot Quotes & Sayings
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A woman should say: Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman? If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
Barbara Cartland
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
Afroman
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Im so happy to have my wife and family. I dont deserve them but I am so grateful to have them.
Mike Tyson
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Having a child changes everything in a most positive way, and I am extremely lucky to have a great wife who is also an incredible mom.
Ben Stiller
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Any lineup of Mot�rhead could play anything. You can witness it on the covers we've done: We even got a Grammy for one [Metallica's "Whiplash"]. Of course, they poisoned it for us by giving us one for somebody else's song.
Motorhead
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My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...
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I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right, I'm not leaving 'til it's done. My wife, child and I slept in the studio. We cut these raw.
Dick Dale
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson
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Do not educate your child to be rich. Educate him to be happy, so that when he grows up he knows the value of things not the price.
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I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
Luis Guzman
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You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child.
Oliver Platt
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot
Honore De Balzac
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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.
Afroman
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Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B Johnson
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I would rather be a fairly happy wife and mother.
Mary MacLane
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I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.
William Butler Yeats
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Whoever withdraws their heart from wife, child, and parents and loves me, is my real lover.
Sri Sathya Sai Baba
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